Hello there google user!

I recently had the good fortune of finding a £50 free advertising voucher for Google AdWords within a magazine which I was reading, and therefore decided to put it to good use, by advertising my very own website! Now, this is not generally the most popular of online tourist attractions, which is why it is likely you, yes YOU, have been lured into my lair by an ostentation offer of witty banter on an “adwords” which you yourself have recently been exposed to.

Unfortunately, I have nothing more for you.